1. Gideon Gono - the embattled governor of the Reserve Bank of
Zimbabwe. On June 21, 2007, the U.S. ambassador to Zimbabwe,
Christopher Dell, told The Guardian newspaper that inflation in
Zimbabwe could reach 1.5 million per cent (1,500,000%) by the end of
the year. With a track record like that, Gideon is the perfect
candidate to ensure Toronto NEVER AGAIN wins a Stanley Cup.
2. William Shatner - Willie is all washed up as Captain Kirk, which
makes him a perfect sounding board to Maple Leaf Captain Mats Sundin
when he's all washed up.
3. Al Gore - He invented the internet, and is currently in the
process of saving the planet. But can he save the Toronto Maple
Leafs?
4. Jerome Kerviel - The French rogue trader has been blamed for a
five-billion-euro banking fraud. But does he have the guts to clean
house in Toronto?
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