Hello to All You "Pred Heads" Waving Fang Fingers(?) in the

It is your ex- Ice Master, the one you knew as Crackhead at Centential
S****tsplex because of some behavioral issues I had on the ice, but
Douglass Roofing will always be #1 and the Schlups #10, and i'd
cheapshot all of you Green Jersey wearing bastards again in a second
yapping away every moment I slashed the back of your thighs!

But I love you rink rats and miss you; Ithaca is great and i'm doing
well.  That being said, I have a question for those who do or don't
know whom this message was written by:  I hear there's a fa****on
coordination supervisor position open in the Preds management staff
after that oppsy before this season.

First the name: Predators?  Like as in a "***ual" Predator?  2nd): The
1st Home & Away Jerseys.  3rd): Fang Fingers(?????) 4th): The Yellow
Jersey from Hell.  5th): The last mistake: THESE NEW UNIFORM
DESIGNS!!!

Those are the ugliest Jersey's for any s****t I have ever seen in any
s****t. While I'm not gay, I do love fabrics and patterns and would
love to be the MAN who becomes the new fa****on coordinator for the
(schoolyard) Predators!

C.Head